One-liners
Gratitude lets you be spoiled and not spoiled at once.
GOAT cheese is the LEAST of all cheeses.
"Tea, Early Grey, hot" can be abbreviated to ST TNG T. (RIP, Sir Patrick Stewart)
In the game of Charades, how would one gesticulate the expression "Sounds like a plan" without horribly confusing one's teammates with the "sounds like" part?
Viagra: a spiffy stiffy in a jiffy.
He felt the job would be a lot more fun if he could have experienced people on his staff instead of 72 noobs.
When you have roughly 1 billion euros and then lose 1 million, you are left with roughly 1 billion euros.
To be or not to be, that is a tautology.